To every straight woman I’ve met that’s ready to test the waters of lesbianism:

1. I don’t know why you all so often choose me to help with your possible transition, but the already shocking and steadily increasing amount of “straight women” I’ve shared lips and limbs with makes me somewhat understand how you’re feeling, see what you’ve been lacking and become aware that you need a change.
2. Lez-be-honest, a woman may not be what you need.
3. We may not be what you need, but that doesn’t mean we won’t provide you with the best sex of your life. We know what and where the clitoris is and can locate your g-spot quicker than a dude with premature ejaculate problems can cum his pants pre-coital.