Mike the metal-head keeps making his way to the mensroom.
Multiple trips after most pits.
Maybe Mike made a mistake.
Mike appears to be a militia-master, but when he removed his mic and shirt, more than metal made an appearance-alright.
What a sight.
Mike had wings tattooed above his ass!
Mentally, Mike was always ready to take flight.
A crow! Inked on his lower back!
A trampstamp, in fact!
Oh, that mean-seeming metal Mike.