Mike the metal-head keeps making his way to the mensroom.

Multiple trips after most pits.

Maybe Mike made a mistake.

Mike appears to be a militia-master, but when he removed his mic and shirt, more than metal made an appearance-alright.

What a sight.

Mike had wings tattooed above his ass!

Mentally, Mike was always ready to take flight.

A crow! Inked on his lower back!

A trampstamp, in fact!

Oh, that mean-seeming metal Mike.